is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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