So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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