Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
40s are totally the cure
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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