is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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