You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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