Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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