I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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