talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
