Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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