Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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