??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
In America we eat man semen.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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