apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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