that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
