I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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