my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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