Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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