mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
how does that bad decision feel?
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