can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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