I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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