i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Holy shit dude........stairs
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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