How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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