"it" just moved
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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