Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize
