Sponge bath it is.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
