I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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