I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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