i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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