Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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