Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
this just has baby written all over it
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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