if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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