I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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