But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
