playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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