Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
