we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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