I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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