I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
