So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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