he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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