please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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