Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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