I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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