So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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