Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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