Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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