Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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