she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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