I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I think people are normalizing furries
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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