dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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