Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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