is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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